Da Monkey Code

A horrible scene unfolded last Thursday night and it was caught on tape. Here are just a few snippets of the security film. After the pictures were posted on the internet, the ransom demand was sent out and the monkeys in question are now missing.


The perpetrator, seen here blue handed and known simply as "Clyde," is notoriously rambunctuous in nature and embarrassed by the fact that even though he is an orangutan, he has a tail. It appears jealousy got the best of him when he captured the unsuspecting, anatomically correct Bonzai and knocked him out cold long enough to tape him up and take pictures.

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